Swine Flu Solution
>> Monday, May 4, 2009
The man above is Dr Alan Hay, director of the World Influenza Centre. The caption to this photo said he was speaking on the illness formerly known as swine flu (because apparently we are not to call it that anymore as it is offensive to pigs). Now I am not sure what EXACTLY he had to say, but I think it was something along the lines of ... "Whatever you do, do not trim your eyebrows. This will invite the illness (formerly known as swine flu) into your person. It is like inviting a vampire into your house!!"
Man and I thought I was weird. Dr Hay, you are a man of integrity, a man of his word. You keep on Rockin' those eyebrows like no one's bidness. Swine flu ... you have no chance!! Pandemic, Shmamdemic.
Please vote on the new poll to the right of this post, because although Dr Hay may be doing the practical thing to ward off the flu formerly known as swine flu, is it the sexy thing to be doing?
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In my opinion, it's better than guys who get their eyebrows waxed. There's just something seriously wrong about that.
i totally agree...but there is a such thing as *trimming*. that much hair would jsut freak me out. i would always think there was a bug near my eye. doesn't that impair his vision?
My brother once had kangaroo flu. But this same guy got pissed about that too.
Hmmm... Groucho Marx would be proud!
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