>> Thursday, January 29, 2009

I had to post this. Apparently somebody is posting subliminal messages ... man it just feels to me like the undead is everywhere these days

I see ... undead people ... ahead


Gobble Gobble

>> Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I forgot to put this up a couple months back ... this commerical is AWESOME. Many props to Jennie-O. Can not say I have ever eaten any of their products ... but they make a wicked 30 second masterpiece. For those who have trouble seeing low res images ... the man is aimlessly watering his yard ..... kick back, silence the rock star music, and enjoy this little masterpiece


The Tunnel

>> Sunday, January 25, 2009

Life is looking up. The stress has been eating me alive .... the move had me all strung out. When I just logged in today I could not remember my piggity password, which is distressingly very early onset alzheimers of me. Just when I thought I couldn't take it any longer, a light at the end of the tunnel. I am wanted, why just look at the sign in the window. Sorry I have been gone for so long..... but 4 pounds of grits and 20 krispy cremes later and I am a southerner ya'll. Wonder how long before they kick me out of here for being too Jersey. Good bye red ants ... hello .... wait what do you mean they have red ants here too?!?!? Sigh .... well guess I have to go unpack that epipen now after all ya'll.

Peace and Chicken Grease



>> Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I have been on a terrible bender since the end of the year. Rockstars do that some time. Rockstars with ties to the financial industry suspiciously end up on benders right around this time of the year. I am so stressed, even the tunnels in my dreams no longer have lights at the end of them. I am growing Zombie's fasting beard and been pleading for mercy for weeks. This is the first time I have gone to my own blog or any others for 12 days. In that same time, I have logged onto facebook 4 times, for a total of 7 minutes .... all Rockstars must die ... I am afraid my time is near ... of course I can not be sure because THERE IS NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!!! Only more scary tunnels.

Guess what ... time for me to go ... this was a blissful 3 minutes ....


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