Prosperity Gospel
>> Friday, October 31, 2008
What does a guy have to do to get a little health and a little wealth for goodness sakes. Don't get me wrong, I am not patronizing the really sick or the really poor among us. I don't believe that I am worse off than some child starving in Africa (that is why we adopt them) I am just saying ... in the most simplistic form ... why can I not just get stuff for being a good little boy? Why not ... it is in The Book if you overlook a bunch of other passages and take everything out of context...I go to church every Sunday. I have adopted 3 almost 4 children. I brush my teeth at least once a week. I wear deodorant. I mean come on already ... does this not qualify me for some kind of good will? Is there not a poster in heaven about how fabulous I am already? I am a gorgeous rockstar for heavens sake!!
I mean come on Tink, can you not sprinkle just a little bit of faith and trust and prosperity dust on my family right about now? The mortgage rots, my lady has got a sore throat, the kids are about to all have cavities ... I am running in the hampster wheel of death every day ....
What exactly does a guy have to do to get a little bit of health and wealth !?!?!?
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Great video. I watched the whole thing. Recommend it to anyone who has 30 minutes
Ha! Love it. Maybe if you brush your teeth more....
Man when you find out liet me know! If you catch Tink send her my way!
I should brush my teeth more. Maybe that sin is the reason I am not wealthy
And by wealthy I mean monetary because we are wealthy in every other way
Come to think of it ... based on the rest of the world we are wealthy. Perhaps brushing once a week IS good enough!!
Maybe you should consider stealing.
I prefer to call it "redistributing the wealth"
this kind of message is osteen's bread and butter.
i do hope to see a poster of you in heaven!
it will be next to my statue i think.
Your still about 10 kids away from when that monetary manna kicks in my man, or so I hear :D
God bless you bro.
This reminds me of a moment I had with a young charismatic... they had the "Child of the King" thing going on in their head. I said "God has purpose in poverty and sickness... whatever fits the bill for His glory... and so forth" His response "I wouldn't want to serve a God like that..." YIKES!!!!
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