Hops

It is not easy being a Rockstar. I mean it might look glamourous to you from the outside, but let me assure you, the phrase "the grass is always greener" rings true in my business. Sure it LOOKS like I am having fun, willy-nilly, on top of the world, but have you ever thought of the injustices I have to suffer through? You may be shaking your head, maybe even thinking out loud something like "What injustices?" I am here to tell you it is a miracle I have as many children as I do having to spend so much time in tight leather pants.

You know what else is hard? Finding a ride that matches my personality. I finally found one, but Mrs. Rockstar so rationally explained that it would be hard to find the right kind of carseat for this one. {Sigh} Back to the drawing board, it is not easy being me.